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THE WORLD’S WORST MAGAZINE FOR GIRLS…GOOD

Pronounced ‘cee-oh-pee’, the three letters of our name stand for a bunch of different stuff and we are for the girls that most other girls don’t really get. Now up to our fifth issue, we include anything that could be classed as “dope shit for sick bitches” and are gaining a quietly snowballing following across the United States, Australia, Canada and Europe. While other chicks are happy to read articles called What He’s Really Thinking or devour three earnest paragraphs on the social ramifications of The New Pencil Skirt, the C.O.P. girl is learning how to forge someone’s handwriting, lose all her money at cee-low or start her own cult… Not to mention she’s having way too much fun to just sit on her ass and read second-rate girls’ mags all the time.

 


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Ivee – Art Director, Sydney

A problem child who refuses to grow up with a passion for graffiti, tattoos, bare knuckle biffs, fast cars and a belief that crime pays. Ivee is a self-confessed wino and degenerate who can be found lurking in Sydney’s back alleys or behind the computer screen smashing out C.O.P. layouts while bumpin’ some NWA. Ivee’s quest in life is to find the hottest hot sauce in the world and she has traveled through Mexico and Central America in pursuit of the ultimate salsa picante.

Eriks – Editor, Toronto

Australian ex-patriot living in Canadia who has no idea how the f*&k she got here. A neurotic boozehound with a borderline autistic love of foreign languages, she likes playing eight ball, toning her hair, writing freelance for various publications and swearing. Although she is responsible for 99% of the swear words on this blog, she has daily aneurysms over shit spelling and grammar.

Elle Aye – Subeditor, Photographer

Elle Aye has been core C.O.P. Crew from early days. What with her slang-slingin’ shit talkin’ and photos of fly bitches, there’s noone more representative of what it means to be a dope bitch all in one fly package. You can catch Elle Aye hollering at the fine dudes on the streets of TO from her BMX, but her true love is from ’95 when she fell in love with the Tribe.

DL – Writer, Blogger, Designer

Sometimes a chick comes along and you’re like, “Fuck, how the fuck does somebody so dope, funny and talented want to work with us?” Besides designing some of the flyest layouts to grace our pages, dL writes some of the only articles in C.O.P. that are actually well-informed, at the same time as holding it down as one of Australia’s smartest femcees.